Deep Thoughts

Maggie: "How many fingers does Mickey Mouse have?"
Daddy: "Four, right?"
Girls: "Yes. But which one is missing? Because it's not the pinky. He has a finger on the end of his hand. And, it's not the pointer, 'cause he points a lot! And it's not the middle one, for sure."
Daddy: "I bet the ring finger is missing"
Maggie: "I don't know. It could be the thumb. There's no big gap between his fingers like there is with a thumb."

Yes. These are real -- and daily -- conversations! And yes, we've already had the one about why Donald Duck doesn't wear pants, yet needs swim trunks when he goes swimming!